Don't know about you guys, but I love other animal species. I do have a problem with a few Homo Sapiens Sapiens from time to time - and with selected arthropods, I admit - but every other species in the Kingdom Animalia I find way too cute not to love. That's why I thought I'd pledge my blog to the cause of pet-caring in a Post-Rapture world. Yes, you heard me. Let's face it, when all the Christians are gone and we will be left behind to party and finally enjoy the planet, the pets that once belonged to them will also be left behind. Would you really be as cruel as to leave those poor things without a proper home? I think not. That's why the US-based initiative Eternal Earth-Bound Pets has decided to offer all pet-loving Christians some peace of mind in the hereafter and the certainty that their soulless pets will be taken care of by 100% certified blasphemers and atheists who are obviously not eligible for salvation. And all this for only $110.00 per pet, with an additional $15.00 fee per pet per household. The initiative is currently limited to the US alone, but I'm sure we European godless can also come up with a way to pledge our eternal damnation for a good cause.
I Think Many Christians Just Do Not Give a Damn That People Die
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Yep, that's what I've concluded. Theirs is a faith that must dismiss the
tragedy of death. It does not matter to them who dies, how many people die,
or wha...
4 hours ago
2 comments:
My goodness, yet another way to fleece the sheeple! Millennialists certainly cannot think critically, but they do, at least, love their pets.
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is
the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. Ephesians 2:8-9
So the promise is received by faith. It is given as a free gift. Romans 4:16 (NLT)
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